Tiny Bubbles

srsly...wth is she wearing???

I flashed the UPS guy!

Ok well almost! lol

This a.m. I was getting ready to go for quick shopping run with my bff, Jessie.  I had just hopped out the shower and heard a knock on the door.  I was expecting Jessie and still hadn't quite woke up so I assumed that the knocking was Jess. So I trot to the back door clad in only my towel, unlock the door and as I am just about to the turn the knob to open the door I hear a manly cough.  I immediately spazzed, locked the door back quickly and just stood behind my closed, lock door wondering how I should go about this and who this person was on the other side of my door.  At this point I don't think he (she/whoever as I'm still not aware its the UPS man) knows I am just behind the door but I'm also thinking that he must have heard my run to the door and the lock turn. Maybe? Maybe not? IDK!

So I stand there behind the door still wrapped only in my towel. Not breathing. Waiting for the person behind the door to make a move.  Both my cats waiting at my feet anxiously. And finally, it happens. My other doors closes shut. I hear footsteps off my porch.  I do an almost back bend to sneak a peek out the side window and just barely catch a glimpse of a big brown truck. I finally breathe again but only for a second as I realize that this was the UPS guy I almost just flashed and he is now about to drive away with a package I have been waiting for.  And then panic sets in again, this time not in fear of a strange manly sound from the other side of my door but that I will have to go through Hell and back to get the package back again.

I contemplated running out on the porch in my towel and waving the guy down. No. I couldn't do that. That was why I was in this situation to begin with.  Then I thought I would just wait for delivery again tomorrow. That was kind of sucky but it was just what I would have to do. But God interviened!

As I stand in the window watching the big brown truck drive away, it stops, backs up and out pops Mr. UPS with my package in tow. I watch him walk back up my drive way and up to my steps. He tosses the package just inside the railing posts of the porch and walks away. YES!! Thank you God! I don't have to wait! I don't have to track! I don't have to worry!

Still not dressed and wrapped only in the towel I started with ten minutes before,  I wait for the truck to completely drive away and I step out on to the porch, wildly looking all around my back yard, snag up the package and run back in the house to finish my primping. Excited because of my package. Laughing because of all the drama behind closed doors.  Stoked to go for a little shop time with my girl.

So yea the UPS guy almost got himself a little show this morning. Thank goodness he coughed and I was alert enough to stop my self from yanking  the door wide open to a complete stranger while practically naked.  I guess that is what I get for prancing around my house half naked all the time. hehe