Weirdo!
So I had an um eventful workday. I'm still rather shocked by the wholething than anything...
I was flashed by a barefoot hippie dude! Yes people, you read right...FLASHED!
A lady was shopping in my store and all of sudden I heard a loud gasp
from her. I looked her way and what I saw blind sided me. In front of
glass double doors stands a man in his mid 30's, barefoot and in some
sort of deranged mental state, exposing...no no yanking himself! He
had this bizarre gaze in his eyes and the beginnings of drool in his
wide open mouth.
Luckily, a pretty buff employee from GNC had tok notice of this most
random sight and ran out and scared the jerker away. He ran, fast as
could be, into the sets of hotels behind us. No doub looking for
another window to peep in.
I stood, frozen in shock. The shopper, however, was in a tizzy and had
already called 911 and was blabbering about how she'd seen this on TV
but never in real life.
When the cops arrived, we described his appearance. The cops said they
would be on the look out but my gut says they'll never find The
Whacker.