“
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.
”--- Alfred Lord TennysonTiny Bubbles
a little bit of everything all rolled into one
June 10, 2009
Posted by jennjennnbubba
Listen Up: Black Eyed Peas ~ Party All The Time
I downloaded the new Black Eyed Pea's album, THE E.N.D. (THE ENERGY NEVER DIES), last night. Just wanted to share this one with ya 'cause I really enjoyed it on the way home today, after my problematic and eventful day at work and the dentist.
Tell me what you think....
June 8, 2009
Posted by jennjennnbubba
thing than anything...
I was flashed by a barefoot hippie dude! Yes people, you read right...FLASHED!
A lady was shopping in my store and all of sudden I heard a loud gasp
from her. I looked her way and what I saw blind sided me. In front of
glass double doors stands a man in his mid 30's, barefoot and in some
sort of deranged mental state, exposing...no no yanking himself! He
had this bizarre gaze in his eyes and the beginnings of drool in his
wide open mouth.
Luckily, a pretty buff employee from GNC had tok notice of this most
random sight and ran out and scared the jerker away. He ran, fast as
could be, into the sets of hotels behind us. No doub looking for
another window to peep in.
I stood, frozen in shock. The shopper, however, was in a tizzy and had
already called 911 and was blabbering about how she'd seen this on TV
but never in real life.
When the cops arrived, we described his appearance. The cops said they
would be on the look out but my gut says they'll never find The
Whacker.
Weirdo!
So I had an um eventful workday. I'm still rather shocked by the wholething than anything...
I was flashed by a barefoot hippie dude! Yes people, you read right...FLASHED!
A lady was shopping in my store and all of sudden I heard a loud gasp
from her. I looked her way and what I saw blind sided me. In front of
glass double doors stands a man in his mid 30's, barefoot and in some
sort of deranged mental state, exposing...no no yanking himself! He
had this bizarre gaze in his eyes and the beginnings of drool in his
wide open mouth.
Luckily, a pretty buff employee from GNC had tok notice of this most
random sight and ran out and scared the jerker away. He ran, fast as
could be, into the sets of hotels behind us. No doub looking for
another window to peep in.
I stood, frozen in shock. The shopper, however, was in a tizzy and had
already called 911 and was blabbering about how she'd seen this on TV
but never in real life.
When the cops arrived, we described his appearance. The cops said they
would be on the look out but my gut says they'll never find The
Whacker.
June 4, 2009
Posted by jennjennnbubba
Once upon a time, there was this guy we knew. His name was Billy.* Billy was a fun guy, liked to hang out and stuff. Then one day, something happened which changed Billy's life forever. He was IMing with some friends when he read a very funny joke. He typed "LMAO" as a response, but then it really fell off. It's true: Billy L'ed so hard his A fell O.
And now Billy's life is much more difficult. He can't sit in chairs properly. When he shops for pants, he always has to ask if the store has an A-less department. And just forget about going swimming. It's such a difficult life. We try and help him as much as we can. Sometimes, though, we L behind his back. His A-less back.
*Not his real name.
It's funny because it's true
Once upon a time, there was this guy we knew. His name was Billy.* Billy was a fun guy, liked to hang out and stuff. Then one day, something happened which changed Billy's life forever. He was IMing with some friends when he read a very funny joke. He typed "LMAO" as a response, but then it really fell off. It's true: Billy L'ed so hard his A fell O.
And now Billy's life is much more difficult. He can't sit in chairs properly. When he shops for pants, he always has to ask if the store has an A-less department. And just forget about going swimming. It's such a difficult life. We try and help him as much as we can. Sometimes, though, we L behind his back. His A-less back.
*Not his real name.
June 3, 2009
Posted by jennjennnbubba